Keep Calm As Life Is Fucked Anyway

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

oarsis:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

DEAR MY FATHER

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

The thing that bothered me the most about Robin Williams killing himself wasn’t that he was famous or that he played a huge part in the movies I watched growing up, it was that he was 63 and killed himself. It bothers me because I’m just barely 17 and I am at a battle with myself everyday. Everyone tells you that it’ll get better, easier to deal with and eventually you’ll want to live, but I’m 17 and I want to die now, what if I’m 63 and still feel the same way? I’m scared to be that old and still want to feel the way I feel now.
we’re just angels wanting to go home (via n4ughty-y)

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness